killer diet
would that be an arsenic diet or something? i don't think it'd be all that good for you.
Guest Post by Kazielynn
lufthansa letter
All thanks goes to Jessica for this gem. She says, "This is the letter Lufthansa Airlines wrote to Gray Powell, the infamous Apple engineer who left his 4G iPhone in a German bar in Silicon Valley. The misused 'literally' is in the second sentence of the second paragraph."
Hey Nicola, I lost a phone, too!
cookies in the white house
Despite the convincing SNL skits in the 90's, there was no actual cookie jar. You'll just have to take my word on it.
are you made of wax?
Are you an M&M? The Wicked Witch of the West? A snowman? I must know!
duck headquarters
I can't stop chuckling. I picture little ducks waddling around taking phone calls and setting up their embassy at an inn while vacationers look on helplessly and wait for them to leave.
slow learner
At least you didn't literally play by ear. That's what we were all expecting.
earthquake service
Hide in a doorway or open alley! Every man for himself!